TECH FUNNIES

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Advance technology does not mean automatic adjustable human beings. Till today,  in 2016, people still struggle to use technology devices. Those that are not exposed (less fortunate) to the technology environment and the older generations that only had raw materials to depend on. As technology continues to evolve, there are some funny questions about using a computer. These are some common questions asked from time time. This what the IT department deals with…

 


Customer: I have a problem printing in red..
Tech support: Do you have a colour printer?
Customer: Aaaah.. Thank you.

Tech support: Your password is the small letter “a” as in apple, a capital letter “V” as in Victor and the number “7”.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I’m writing my first email.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it…

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one…

Tech support : Okay Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter ‘P’  to bring up the Program Manager.
Customer: I don’t have a ‘P’.
Tech support : On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support : ‘P’… on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!! support

* Noah Coad
https://blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/noahc/2006/07/21/funny-computer-tech-support-calls/

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